ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013

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sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

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Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

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hoe pants

An item of clothing generally worn from the waist to the ankles that's used to accentuate a heightened level of attractiveness and promiscuity when engaging in acts of prostitution and other sexual activity

"She wanted to wear her hoe pants to more effectively allure the men over at the joint."

by foxnews4kids April 22, 2017

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