Optometrist

My dream job. All the optometrists I know are badasses that look at eyes all day. They improve people's vision on the daily, prescribe glasses and contacts, look at the back of the eye and detect illnesses from retinal detachments to Diabetes to brain tumors. They pick the most long-lasting, least invasive medical treatments first and only refer for surgery if necessary. I have a great optometrist. He pretty much saved my life.

Optometrists make really good money and have the lowest divorce rate of all occupations. I'd become one if it didn't take 8+ years of school and only about 1 in 8 applicants are accepted into the 22 US schools :/

"Hey man, I thought you had a lazy eye?"

"Got 'er fixed by the optometrist. It's never coming back. He was pretty hot, too."

by jaysway August 27, 2013

Pessimistic Optimist

It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa

our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.

by camacam2 July 13, 2010

spec-ops

Spec-ops is short for: special operations. Special operations are missions conducted by members of military or paramilitary Special Forces.

The CIA is currently involved in Spec-ops in Afghanistan.

by Wannabee October 12, 2005

oppstoppersnopp

Uncommon norwegian word for a boner.

I get an oppstoppersnopp when I look at her

by 94dilemmas September 20, 2009

Opp Boy

Defined as someone from a rival gang and/or an enemy or someone you despise. Usually someone not part of your Mandem.

"Nah man this is the opp boy's block"

by UK Meanings January 21, 2021

coin-operated

A device, which becomes active or operational after inserting a coin.

a coin-operated telephone.

by Pankaj June 21, 2006