One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
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someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.
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– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
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– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"
See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
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