Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018

Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 6, 2018

Muff

Muff is when you put a open hand on someone’s face and push as hard as you can.

Shut up before I “Muff” your ass.

by Foxy500 July 2, 2019

Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

by Pliskin426 November 27, 2019

Ya muffed it

Said in accordance with complete and utter failure.

'Well you see what I was trying to..' 'Ya muffed it.'

by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013