English Muffin

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."

by Kitty KT February 13, 2006

stud muffin

This was actually coined in 1985 in Long Beach, California. It is actually the opposite of what most people think it is. It's more like muffin-top over your pants than a guy who is hot. It's a burn, not praise. It somehow got bastardized when it went viral.

yeah, douchbag you're a real stud muffin.

by ogtheog October 11, 2011

stud muffin

An very attractive guy who is also a bit of an airhead.

Joe is such a stud muffin. All my girlfriends think he's hot but can barely make toast without instructions.

by ubikk July 6, 2010

muffin top

the fat that hangs over to tight jeans, forming the look a like of the top of a muffin.

jane: ugg, did you see sally's muffin tops

becky: yay that girl needs new jeans!

by becky s June 11, 2006

Cushy Muffins

A couple, usually gay.

"Don't you think Jak and Daxter are the perfect cushy muffins?"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 7, 2005

dust muffin

a drug dealer's groupie... hangs out and puts out in the hope of free drugs

She'll do anyone for the chance of a line, a total dust muffin

by stranger March 8, 2004

douche muffin

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

by bencarper December 3, 2007