Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)

Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.

by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009

Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.

Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.

by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

moosehaus

a large individual. a female moosehaus is unattractive and obese. a male moosehaus is a beast.

dannggg dat guh is a moosehaus. she needs to lay of the chickenn!!

dangg dat duu is a moosehaus he whoop dat booty!!

by moosehaus!!! February 23, 2010

MOOSE

A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.

MooseRats

by NamerGamer March 9, 2010

Moosetrack Mining

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

by cacci May 5, 2010