mental midgetry

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.

Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry

by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 03, 2020

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 17, 2021

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 30, 2022

I’m mental about you

A quote from the book “All the young dudes” by MsKingBean said by a gay werewolf

Lupin- I’m mental about you
Sirius- I’m mental about you too

by Pyrophobia April 09, 2023