minted

a word used to describe ones motor vehicle or other prized possesion. Often used by townie(s).

1."eh, that's one minited motor innit!"
2."eh, tel your mum that she was minted last night!"

by Goose666 April 9, 2004

Manute

A manute is a minute or a moment during which a man finds himself doing something for no reason other than because he is a man.

This term was coined by 'Abdullah Hamzah Shari'ati.

For example: A man finds himself, just after coming out of the shower, making goofy faces in the miror for a minute or more....a man minute; a manute.

by Seven Feathers April 13, 2012

Minutemen

The main difference between the minutemen of the American Revolution and the minutemen of the new millennium is the minutemen of the American Revolution were fighting the British who came from overseas to fuck with America, while the minutemen of the new millennium were fighting Mexicans who were really visiting land their ancestors once lived on. What the minutemen of the new millennium were doing there is closer to what the British were doing with the Indians when they first showed up.

The minutemen were really the 10 second men, since they were gone in about 10 seconds, and everything else is still there, it hasn't changed.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Eight Minutes

To do something extraordinarily fast or in a noticeably smaller time frame than than the length of time it usually takes.

Originally came from a story where two girls were going to be late for school. They lived about twenty minutes away, but drove so fast, they got to school in eight minutes.

Can be used with the word "under" to add additional speed to the action. This has a similar effect to Over 9000, but should not be confused with it.

Girl: Awh man, we're gonna be late for class...
Boy: Eight minutes! We can do this!

Wow! She totally finished that Statistics test in under eight minutes!

by Sylvannis November 3, 2011

Two Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun

The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

wow.

just wow.

Are you that bored? Are you not doing your homework like me?

kek: i just searched up five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes on urban dictionary!

ket: get a life

by katehasisses February 4, 2023

Mintee

Can be used to replace any positive adjective.

Mate, that meme page is fucking mintee

by mack1000e June 15, 2017