S.E.M.F.

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

I'm over it

1) The expression of a loss of interest in something or someone.

2) The indication that a negative event is no longer bothersome to someone.

1) I thought that Bud Light was great beer when I started drinking, but now I'm over it.

2) I suffered for days after she broke up with me, but I'm over it now.

by Webster April 20, 2004

I'm Dead

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.

"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."

by critchet September 26, 2013

G.M.D.W

(Get/Getting/Got) My Dick Wet, the act of getting what you want, meaning getting your dick wet. Whether it be, via blow j or via vaginal. However, if your thinking anally would apply as well you were wrong. That would be called GM double D. (get my dick dirty)

Bro 1 : Yo Bro, what you do last night with that girl from the bar.

Bro 2: Oh snap, I totally G.M.D.W'd

by STK Pickles January 5, 2009

I’m a nonce

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

I’m tired

‘I’m tired’ is a phrase that you have most certainly used at least once. ‘I’m tired’ is the universal excuse for anything you do since it doesn’t reveal how you feel in intricacy but is still the truth.

(Side note, you’re probably Guy 2)

Guy 1: ‘Are you ok?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 3: ‘Why didn’t you do your work?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 4: ‘Why didn’t you tell me earlier?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired’

by limeboiz December 31, 2020