Justin Bieber

Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.

3 guys are in a cafe,

One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

by Ashund00d November 8, 2010

Justin Bieber

Canada's North Korean ambassador.

Justin Bieber will be wooing all of the girls aged 9-14 on his North Korean tour

by Jaremaing July 10, 2010

justin

some one who gets mad over EVERYTHING. some one who is a liar and a cheater. some one who cannot keep a promise worth shit.

Ewwww, he cheated on you & then lied to you about it? what a JUSTIN!

by awerty December 15, 2008

Justin

A huge faggot. Usually one with a small penis that satisfies his/her (could be transgendered) needs by hitting on men.

Oh my god i was walking down the street and some fucking Justin started hitting on my grandpa.

by Fagbashers inc May 1, 2008

Justin

A. The biggest douche bag in the entire world.. Usually a cheating lying asshole.

B. pulling a "Justin" (lying to go cheat)

A. Girl 1: I dated a Justin once..

Girl 2:.. Bad luck on that one..

B. Guy: Yeah dude i pulled a Justin last night...

by BaddestBitch<3 August 13, 2011

Justin Bieber

A creature created for humanity to ridicule and hate on.. but most importantly he was created as the creature with the largest vagina known to man. His vagina is now known as the only thing that can capacitate Chuck Norris's penis..

wow.. Justin Bieber is a homo..

Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.

by zacattack690 October 20, 2010

Justin Bieber

A annoying little mop haired manwhore who's voice is higher than alvin and the chipmunks's. Who only sings about love and 'shorty'.

Justin Bieber: Love Me Love Me, Say That You Love Me.
Me: No.

by enajammE August 30, 2010