Jordan

A 27 year old guy who likes to flirt with 14 year old girls also known as a Pedo

That's a jordan

by Kassie lingstaw April 11, 2017

Jordan

A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.

Who’s that guy that sucks at basketball? Oh that’s Jordan.

Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.

Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!

by Jordan is a bitch March 1, 2019

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

Jordan

Another name for a creepo stalker

Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me!

by Mianna January 9, 2012

jordachi

A person who is fancy and has lots of jell in hair

All of the girls love JOrdachi

by Jordan Mull December 24, 2007

Jodiee

A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female species.

Nicola: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodiee!''

Emma: ''Dude! what did your ho think about that!?''

Nicola: ''Literally mind blowin!''

by BiggJJ March 19, 2014

jordan

A really loud person who has a lot of immature friends. she loves her friends more than herself (sometimes not always). likes to be a good friend. smart but doesnt show it all the time.
can discuss any topic wether it sex, penises or any other gross topic. a really really really really good friend
will always be there for you so hang onto her. Its good to have one. I LOVE the jordan that i have as a friend. i luv u JORDAN DROUHARD!!!!!!!!

that girl is really loud but is a good friend
yeah thats jordan

by F R A N K I E D E V E S O April 12, 2014