surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

Steamy Jerk

When you fuck your girl in the ass just prior to her taking a shit. You pull-out just as your about to nut, then she takes a shit on your dick and you nut while jerking off with her steamy crap.

Nick: "Why is your girlfriend all happy today Danny?"

Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"

Nick: "That explains the smell"

by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008

jerk & clean

jerk & clean is what a guy does every morning when he has morning wood.

This morning, instead of a jacking off my boner in the cadet showers, I decided to just jerk & clean in my Wonder-bed!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

Circle Jerk

When people get in a cirle and masterbate together for maximum pleasure. Then a woman get in the center and every man JIZZZZZZES on that bitches FACE!!!! she will oviously like it because it cum and girlz love hooooot<3 cum

-Dedicated to Brohee<33

We call got around eachother and circle jerked that ho.

by Stephanie Brohee May 16, 2008

jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

by de lynn June 29, 2008

jerk

1. Someone who just doesn't let up. He/She keeps going and going and just doesn't get the message to shut up, cause the "joke" isn't funny anymore.

2. Someone who has no "off switch" or can't tell a story without taking 3 days to tell, when in the end it goes nowhere.

Jason: (tells an endless story that goes nowhere)
Jeff/Glenn: You're a f*&%ing JERK, Jason, shut up, you make no sense.
Jason: (then proceeds to bash mothers and spouses)
Glenn: Shoot this JERK!!!

by Sal Nichols November 9, 2008