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Himalayan Quick Jerk

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.
Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!
by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018
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i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
by H4rry11k September 14, 2017
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Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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Jerk du Soleil

While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx June 10, 2018
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Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.
Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
by DickTckler October 21, 2015
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