jersey shore

runs from ocean county, to long beach island, to cape may. AC, OC, WW, CM. it is a place that is very impossible to stay at becuz all of south jersey owns the shore houses. good place to find hot jersey girls during the summer. people also go there on memorial day weekenend and then someoone ends up getting jumped, drunk or dead from a gangfight.

Atlantic City sucks and Ocean City is the place to be.

by something May 13, 2005

New Jersey

Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

New Jersey

Hell on earth

When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey

by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003

New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.

This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?

by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

new jersey

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.

And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.

by nicole May 13, 2005

south jersey

south jersey is the better part of the great state, new jersey.

we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.

weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.

lived in south jersey all my life.

by ACiD856 July 13, 2009