mystic Island

A town in the mcentral coast of new jersey that is not a island and that is apiece of shit and there is nothing to do besides sit at the community center and try to find something to do and smoke weed. If you try to venture somewhere from the Community center you magically appear back at the community center, its a trap. In the summer everyone goes to Long beach island. All teenagers in Mystic are obnoxious and think they are tough. It is a shore community and sometimes the whole town smells like shit and dirty vagina... or a dirty vagina with shit in it. Dont ever go here you will just end up at the community center. Everyone goes to shitty ass pinelands where the teachers are stoners(mr. toth) and every other school hatesd ur sports teams cause they think they are good but they always suck (ecspecially Varsity football) Town is sorrounded by tuckerton, west creek, parkertown and new gretna. they are all sucky and west creek, new gretna, and parkertown are racist white trash hicks

Scott: wat r u doinm today?
Matt: chillen around mystic.
Scott doin what?
matt: Goin to the community center to meet up with people and make plans...

a: Where do you live?
b: Mystic Island
a: What the hell is that?

by Matt corcs May 24, 2008

Marco Island

A piece of shit island that is full of 100,000+ 90 year Olds. Known as a beach destination, and it's easy to see why! Marco Island has barf green water and a mile wide beach that looks like a damn dessert and takes about 15 minutes to get to the water. Named number 1 island in the US, for reasons unknown. Nothing to do nowhere to go, the beach sucks, and too many crabby 90 year olds. Don't go, not worth the drive.

Hey I'm going to Marco Island next week!
Cool! Are you gonna get aids from the pool that about 40 century old cunts shat in?
Hell yeah bro!

by analdestroyer99 March 29, 2015

McCinsey's Island

Arguably, the worst film ever produced. Makes "Gigli" look like "Gone With The Wind". A film so bad that the two leading actors are Hulk Hogan and Grace Jones. And there's a fake talking parrot in there as well, which gives a better performance.

"No please! Do we have to watch "McCinsey's Island" again? I'll tell you everything!" - form of torture used in Iraq, since outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Lauren of the Island

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.

A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.

by FainsL April 22, 2009

long island

A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".

A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years.

Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...

by PK811 July 16, 2006

Pen Island

The Majestic land of many penis'

Man, I bet that guy was born on Pen Island

by J Riggz May 16, 2008