Internet Suicide

The act of intentionally getting yourself banned from a website or forum.

Man, you can't go around posting the f-word everywhere, that's internet suicide!

by Yet Another Cool Dude December 30, 2009

Internet Casanova

A guy who frequents the internet just for sex hook -up's and has no interest in a relationship of any kind except sex. To them the internet becomes a tool to a giant black book or a bordello to get some action from as many as they can.

Eg:These women are dumbshits they think I want a relationship because my profile says so but i really want to be is an internet casanova and just have fun. After im done with my booty call ill check my emails for new girls.

by worldgirl June 15, 2010

Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

Internet Ink

The blood we shed voluntary from the 26 veins of our laptops onto the Internet, the blood that leaves behind permanent stains on the carpets of our lives, permanent scars upon our reputations--our entire life stories and livelihoods serving as transfusions overfilling the veins that pump our vanity, delude us into believing our Facebook status amounts to more than 2 shits and a misfired cumshot that missed a face and hit the wall behind it. Privacy is a relic of the past, and everyone has to use the Internet, so be careful what you post. It's irremovable ink, and it can come back to bite you in the ass at any time.

Me: "You just wasted your life on the internet trying to convince people that you're someone. But you're unemployed, pissed your tuition on Natural Ice and have joined the endless ranks of manure for brains late 20/early 21st century Westerners living inside a cyber space galaxy, far, far, away."

-Jagoff of my generation: "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

-Me: "Yeah, me neither. I'm a drug addict."

-Jagoff of my generation: "Urban Dictionary says you have to include the word you're defining in this example box."

-Me: "Why?"

Jagoff of my generation: "I dunno."

-Me: "Ok. Internet Ink."

by Edgar Allan Pill Popper February 20, 2011

Internet

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business

The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!

by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

internet blushing

this is when your propositioned with a tricky situation/scenario whilst online.

person1: dude she totally asked me out last night, i started internet blushing

person2: sick!

by AdamTomRichLuke December 17, 2011

Internet Explorer

The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.

Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."

by N00berson McGee June 12, 2013