A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
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Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
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