5 Second Rule

the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair

Bill: drinks anyone
ben: Beer please
Gail: tea
Ron: Coffee
Rob: Lemonade
Bill: okies
Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked
Bill: wat you going in my chair
Rob: 5 Second rule mate

by Checken April 15, 2008

Second Base

This is the second step to a relationship where you kiss/makeout.

Me and him got to Second Base last night!

by NekoNeoNano June 27, 2015

Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.

Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.

by Bmilllz April 28, 2011

Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process

Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy

by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

that girl in second period

she knows that you can do math and gets wet when you help her with it

that girl in second period asked me to help her again.

by that guy in second period April 05, 2021

Putin's Sloppy Seconds

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

by TheImmortalARQ October 26, 2020

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 May 11, 2011