Ifron

Old-fashioned name. If you are unlucky enough to have it as yours, you are probably someone's sweet Grandma. You like to hoard pictures, play the piano and go to church. Your favorite food is tacos, not that you can remember how to make them anymore. You are in love with matlock and always tell the person who knocks at your door, "come in if you're good looking."
Everyone loves you because of your smile, generosity and love that you give. You never used to forget a name or a birthday, or to slip a two dollar bill into a card.

What was that cute old lady's name?
I think she said Ifron, but I think she's just senile, I've never heard that name before.

by RaspberryRaider February 3, 2010

Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

Iron Tip

Soder your dick with any type of metal and masturbate, have oral sex, anal sex,vaginal sex, or any other type of sex. Do it when it cools and is hard.

My Iron Tip broke in the condom.

by Da Milk Man a.k.a. Melki May 13, 2010

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011