human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

human ruler by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

humanization 

1. Where you turn despicable or already pretty cool looking characters into some fine, sexy works of art. (This really depends strongly on the artist's ability and amount of sanity.)

Amazing Artist (cough totally not me cough) : "I made a humanization of Bumblebee!"
Horny Person: "Damn, I would like to do that guy."
Amazing Artist: 0_o

humanization by Marionette Lady September 3, 2014

human guitar 

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

human guitar by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016

Human

Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.

Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.

Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.

Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.

Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.

Human by PlainToSee June 4, 2016

human goo 

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

human goo by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

human cigar 

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

human cigar by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017

Human Cinnamon 

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)

Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool

Human Cinnamon by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017