human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018

human cetepede

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.

The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.

by Lmaowski May 8, 2018

Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".

"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."

by TonerPrime March 3, 2018

Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America

Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice

by Mechanical Vagina May 9, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018