somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
by goofyfoog March 06, 2024
A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
by PlancksConstant January 05, 2024
by thangkhoidichphim January 01, 2024
Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement
by That funny nigga February 21, 2021
Hitler Poindexter is a Psychological Project,
To perfect the Human Psyche,
After a Man Snorted a bunch of gonorrhea Meth and Hallucinated Necronomicon Gates being opened and Zombies Running around,
To later report to the Sheriff's Office, and be declared Hitler Poindexter, and if he failed his Test the Police will hack him up in the back woods.
To perfect the Human Psyche,
After a Man Snorted a bunch of gonorrhea Meth and Hallucinated Necronomicon Gates being opened and Zombies Running around,
To later report to the Sheriff's Office, and be declared Hitler Poindexter, and if he failed his Test the Police will hack him up in the back woods.
by Hitler Poindexter February 14, 2024