hammerhoused

(adj.) Heavily inebriated.
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Man, I went out and got hammerhoused the other night,

by cgjoeyg December 26, 2007

Hammer Spin

The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.

John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."

Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."

by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009

hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Hammerslam

-noun-
how a tiger impregnates a lion thus resulting in the conception and subsequent birth of a liger.

alternate definitions:
1. being really drunk
2. being more drunk than you've been in the past 2 weeks
3. thinking you're cool by trying to create your own words

"Man, I was so hammerslammed last night; I don't remember coming home and performing an impromptu ballet for the dog."

or

"Lara is so hammerslammed she just came up with a new word."

by the original hammerslammer May 5, 2010

Hammerlund

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.

Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.

by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011