Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

hammer time

To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.

''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''

by Zigger January 1, 2008

Hammerhead

1.The result of generations of inbreeding. The eyes have spread apart resembling a hammerhead shark. This is to adapt to the the hostile environment of an incestuous household by allowing the hammerhead to see their father stalking his prey .

2.When a hammerhead sucks you off and begins to spas out vigorously slamming her enormous forehead onto the head of your dong.

"who invited the hammerhead to the party! She pissed herself on the bed and smeared shit all over the bathroom floor."

"that fat slut made my cock piss in two streams from her hammerhead."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

hammer

Heroin.

"He got caught smuggling 7 kilo's of 'hammer' back from Thailand. Luckily he didn't have to go to jail there."

by Diego July 19, 2006

hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served by an idiot who believes college athletes don't deserve respect.

Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
- McDonald Trump

by trumpmcdonald January 15, 2019

grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.

He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.

by skippy_xua October 24, 2008