One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
by RizzleyBear October 22, 2023
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Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*
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"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"
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Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
Steps to achieve enlightenment:
1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin
Not for the faint of heart.
by Mr. FuckYeah March 23, 2024
Get the Guantanamo Bay Shot mug.A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
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