germaned

If you "german" somebody during football it means to knock them to the ground, created from all the germans taking people down during football.

Phil: Ohhh take down

Ben: YOU'VE BEEN GERMANED

by sullman1243 May 27, 2009

German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009

German-GMod-Players

A very nice Garry's Mod Gaming Clan.
It has it own Build server which makes it just more awesome.
The Owner is Lucy, most perfect player in GMod.

German-GMod-Players is a nice Clan.

by MrWireTuts November 5, 2011

german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

Gerard

old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years.
the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob.

unless it's from his dog.

did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream?

I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone.

yep that's a Gerard

by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018

german

a language only spoken by space squirels on mars. the only word in the german language is "savaaq" which means 'on the second moon of the ninth lunar cycle, a child and his parents went to the sun to have a bath, shortly after the bath they visited earth and went back to the sun' it is rumored that people who live in germany speak german, but this is not true. germans only speak indian, except for the time between 12 PM and 6 PM on April 17th, which is when they speak cantonese.

guy 1: dude did you hear about the space squirels?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: there are space squirels that live on mars and that speak german.

by iwjenfi January 1, 2019