nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore

by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013

Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

the goat

- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.

Tim is well endowed, he was able to pull off the goat!

by CrazyBastard December 28, 2005

Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021