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Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.
That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.
by Shming80 January 24, 2011
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Sleep Fucked

The state of and/or feeling of being incredibly groggy after long periods of sleep deprivation or too much sleep.
God, I am totally sleep fucked from last night's marathon dungeons and dragons session. OR

I slept through my whole weekend and now I am completely sleep fucked.
by priortotherewas May 10, 2011
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Duck fucked

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"
by Lippie May 14, 2011
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epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
by papasario September 3, 2013
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Proper Fucked

To be formally and officially fucked.

What Pat is on this test.
Bush proper fucked the States.

That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike.

After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked.

The legal system proper fucks minorites.

Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar.

The Romans proper fucked Jesus.

Iraq.
by Pat November 20, 2004
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donkey fucker

One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.
Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.
by Sylvester Stallone March 31, 2004
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