Goblin King

1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. See also attention whore.

2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.

3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.

1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!

2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.

3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"

by Gildas January 18, 2004

Sea King

Native to the maritime provinces of Canada, this helicopter is known frig up in every way possible

The sea king fell from the sky like a rock

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

King-a-ling

A larger than average ding-a-ling.

"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."

by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

king tut

when her ass is so good you bury your dick in it for thousands of years

her ass so good im gonna do a king tut

by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

the taken king

A stupid hammerhead shark in the game Destiny; commonly referred to as, Oryx

Damnit! the Taken King killed me again!

by Tbolf247 June 20, 2016

Kings of Leon

A really hot band from Nashville, Tennessee (some dumbfuck wrote Memphis) composed of Caleb, Nathan, Matthew and Jared. One of the best bands out there with 3 famous songs: "sex on fire", "use somebody" and "notion" though they are not their best songs they are the ones they are most famous for. They have 4 albums: "youth and young manhood", "aha shake heartbreak", "because of the times" and "only by the night". They became big in Britain before they were big in America and the rest of the world but the success of the band is now massive with nominations for the 2009 Grammy Awards.

Kings of Leon are the shit and the're all hot (specially Jared)

by Rock2therythmbop2thebeat December 27, 2009

scene king

A scene king is a boy that has excessive friends on popular websites like MySpace, LiveJournal and most recently Stickam. They take photographs of themselves in ridiculous angles to make themselves look a lot more attractive than they are in reality and may even also photoshop their already distorted images to further improve the quality. Their appearance basically consists of incredible hairstyles that include an array of many different colors, hair extensions, piercings such as snake bites, septums, monroes, guages etc., tight shirts and skinny jeans. They are often egotistical and stuck-up. They attend hardcore shows to make an appearance and start drama, even if they don't even like the bands playing.

guy1: hey look at that faggot scene king
guy2: let's hate mosh his ass
scene king: omg i'm so fabulous

www.myspace.com/46795453

by lolyouwish December 25, 2007