"Rodney was hoping that Sylvia was too busy screaming in ecstasy to hear his passion fart last night while making love to her."
by wkjbear April 11, 2010
Get the Passion Fartmug. Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.
by nyctaoist May 29, 2008
Get the baloney fartmug. carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.
Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.
by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017
Get the Fart-Arsingmug. an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.
"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."
by 1b1b1b1 October 20, 2008
Get the stress fartmug. by martang mang December 19, 2006
Get the target fartingmug. One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.
See also: dad
See also: dad
He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.
by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010
Get the Fart Enthusiastmug. The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009
Get the Sneeze Fartmug.