carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.
Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.
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Get the Fart-Arsing mug.1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011
Get the Fart With Headphones On mug.an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.
"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."
by 1b1b1b1 October 20, 2008
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He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.
by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010
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Get the target farting mug.The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009
Get the Sneeze Fart mug.1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.
2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.
by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003
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