fanny hockle

Lesbian act of rubbing their vagina's together to swap juice (aka hockle)

"I would like to strip her naked and have a wild fanny hockle with her"

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003

fanny wipe

Derogatory expression meaning complete unthinking idiot

You're such a fanny wipe

Don't be such a fanny wipe

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

fanny bloom

A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)

"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."

by Lone Rogue March 24, 2009

Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

by TrevBloke November 6, 2010

gush fanny

A name for a woman who offloads a large amount of urine each time she empties her bladder, usually at high and hugely audiable speed.

Hol: Jeez Mel it sounds like the Hoover Damn just broke in cubicle 4. You're such a gush fanny.

by melvin cottervich January 28, 2007