Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
by BibBibBob December 02, 2019
shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021
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by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020
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