Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

Evan

Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being

Evan was doing jabol yesterday

by Evanthegreat June 7, 2021

Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.

Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!

by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020

Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020

logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)

OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evans

A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!

Everyone needs an Evans in their life!

by Daria-22 October 18, 2021