A guy who gets all the girls and has an incredibly large dick that they all like, he's also the most loving person, boyfriend material. The most amazing friend he's caring, kind all the guys want to be his friend.

Wow have you seen that guy called Ethan he's so amazing and different to all the other guys but fits in along side all of them so well

Ethan by E5h9n November 22, 2021

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Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

Ethan by Luxinator November 22, 2021

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Ethan

A name given to someone who is tremendously good at lying. They fake it until they make it, this is especially noticeable when they're searching for intimate relationships. It's almost guaranteed they will tell you they have a big penis, in most cases this is far from the truth.

Ethan: I have a massive penis

Ethan: I'm a scout for West Ham

Ethan: I've won the lottery

Ethan by Russian_Soldier November 22, 2021

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Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

Ethan by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

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