When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.
by honky barfly February 04, 2015
what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.
Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
by palabra up October 13, 2010
A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).
by Cumchugger June 09, 2017
It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 16, 2006
Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
by frogsoot June 20, 2016
An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.
by Rykov October 19, 2008