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Major Douchebag

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
by Kris Brown December 11, 2007
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Douchbag

to fuck each other all night long on the bed and to do it up the ass pipe ((chinky voice))
ooooo do it up the ass pipe...i love it when we douchbag
by crzy quilt August 18, 2003
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Schrödinger’s Douchebag

When you are both dead inside from the jokes you tell but feel alive when you laugh at them.
Metahumor is filled with people like you, Schrödinger’s Douchebag. More like show me your dönger. JK.
by Denuncerò January 4, 2021
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douchebaggery

Highly illegal and often dangerous activity carried by affluent youth hailing from the suburbs. Many of the activities have a decidedly racist undertone and are often accompanied by the music of racist country singer johnny rebel. When hallucinogen use is involved (and it often is) the perpetrators totally flip out and the douchebaggery crosses into the realm of tom shroomery.
When questioned about a night of violence, vandelism and lsd use the worn out young lad could but only smile and say "douchebaggery..."
by the goof September 8, 2008
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douchebag

a man of great prowess and incredible charm who is often crucified by closed minded christian folks who live in a box for being valiant and having his own way in life .. douch bag is usually a guy who kind of resembles some type of mafia member and is the type of guy you want to marry but not date ... the term douchebag bye is used when extreame amounts of jealousy are present
God There he is again and hes with not one but TWO GIRLS!!!!! Uhh I hate that douchebag
by Mes one May 9, 2010
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Douchebag

A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.
Lipscomb Elementary Ruined my Life!!! Everyone that goes there are Douchebags!!!
by Unknown159753 January 25, 2010
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