Up Your Donkey

"Up your donkey" is a phrase meaning "Make today count." In other words, the days are numbered, oblivion is inevitable, and therefore live in the moment.

Caroline: Hey, Jacob! Up your donkey!

Jacob: Thanks Caroline! Right back at you.

by crimescenepineapples September 10, 2014

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

throw down in donkey town

When 2 gay guys decide to ram each others ass in bed.

Guy one: "Wanna throw down in donkey town?"
Guy two: "HELL YEAH"

by Big Daddy Senpai August 27, 2018

Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 5, 2005

donkey raping camels toe

A completely random insult that leaves people trying 2 find a comeback

steve:fuck off u dickhead
adam:u fuck off u donkey raping camels toe!

by scouser1089 September 5, 2006