diego costa

One of the best if not the best footballer In the world.

Diego Costa won the ballon-door.

by Da Beast! November 30, 2016

Diego

He's a cool guy. Great in bed. He has a serious foot fetish, but after the second date you get used to it. Super hot, he's a snack. If you ever meet a Diego never let him go. You should totally smash btw.

Catch yourself a Diego for tonight.

by 123chummyhummy November 26, 2018

Diego

A gay ass nigga.

-Ayo you tryna hang with Diego?

-Nah, fuck that faggot ass nigga.

by poopnigga84 August 6, 2020

Diego

Diego is an alternate word for simp. Stopping by nothing to make sure he gets the woman of his dream or as he calls her, his queen. This guy is a full-on dick and will do anything to please his queen. He will even become a little Fortnite kid .

Mother fucker! Why are you such a Diego, you fucking shitlord?

by Hoeman69 September 9, 2020

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014