depression

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin

---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

depression

When a new game comes out that you want and your grounded

Going to gamestop to get a ps4 then then getting grounded. Depression

by aslan171 February 28, 2018

Post-Dick Depression

When, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.

Maybe we should see if Tim wants to go to the beach?

Nah, he hooked up with Albert last night so he's probably down with a little Post-Dick Depression...or is back in the hospital.

by NotTim September 28, 2013

post-Potter depression

The feeling a nerd gets after reading the last book about fairies and wizards and other homo-erotica...AKA Harry Potter.

"I just finished the last Harry Potter book, I think I have post-Potter depression. What do you think?"
"I think you have sand in your vagina."

by Johansolo August 8, 2007

post-Potter depression

when the intern (who looks like harry potter) leaves to go back to school.

i've got a great mom joke, but mark's not here. i've got some serious post-Potter depression .

by jerkman September 14, 2007

Depression

Someone who is depressed. These individuals asks for advice and then turns around and does the complete opposite..then blames you for not helping when you tried to help and goes the total opposite way. Also they complains about everyyyyyy single thing! They also complains about not having enough money but turns around and spends money on pointless things. They are also downers.

I need help I have depression

by jndw July 8, 2011