by anonymous December 19, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.Dallas is a awesome person. She is kind and sweet and will stick by you if she loves you. She is an amazing singer and not such a great dancer. She is awesome!
Dallas is so cool!
by coocoobear863 January 5, 2021
Get the Dallas mug.When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
by Tister January 11, 2021
Get the Dallas Driver mug.The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.
Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.
by Guazi January 12, 2021
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is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
Get the Johnny Dallas mug.Dalla is an urdu origin word, which means Whoremaster/ a cunt who produces whores. He then Fucks the whores until all he can jizz is dust. Then the whores team up and slap the dong around until it fall off.
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