Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010

camp david

the WC; shit closet; toilet

At around 11:00 am, I always have to make a retreat to Camp David to drop a deuce.

by NYPD February 9, 2004

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

David Lyle

1.Guitarist of the band black oxygen based in overland park Kansas. Usually plays les pauls. During a concert someone mistook him for slash. He quickly responded with slash is David lyle.

2. Commonly dfl or david fucking lyle.

3. Sex Jesus god man

"dude who is that?"

"are you kidding me that's David lyle!"

by Mcawesomesauce November 16, 2009

david suzuki

someone that knows it all. someone with too much useless knowledge.
To be used as an insult.

named after the host of The nature of things with david suzuki. a world renowned environmental scientist

"you know that theres global warming"

"right on, david suzuki."
feel free follow up with douche bag.

by s|ade April 12, 2005

David Ortiz

A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs

boston loves their DH David Ortiz

by Sixx12 July 11, 2006