Cum

A fluid that is created in a man’s testicles (AKA balls) and is released from the penis. It is also called sperm, which is a lot more appropriate to talk to a child about in case you want them to learn about their bodies beforehand.

During sex...
*man slides penis in woman’s vagina*
Woman: O... Oh yeah harder...
Man: I’m about to cum... agh...
*man slides penis out and cums on woman’s tits*
Woman: you like cumming on my tits?

by CreditToTheElectrolyteGamerYT August 6, 2018

cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

by Pedo bear November 14, 2007

cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

by uneverknowK July 11, 2011

cummander

He who commands cum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

cum booger

when a females pubic hairs gets load of semen on them and they pass out and wake up the next day to have dried crusty cum stuck to their hair

She needed a scrub brush to get the cum boogers i left on last night.

by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

by d!o July 18, 2006