Crazy Dog

When something really odd happens. Which no one could predicted, but it isn't suprising.

1:
A: “Jonathan just learned how to fly a helicopter”
B: “Crazy Dog”

2:
“And it suddenly disappeared? Crazy Dog…”

by Tardis 2024 February 5, 2024

crazy work

Something that requires lots of effort, whether it’s physical or mental, or even financial.

Bro, you spent 200 on a robe? That’s crazy work not gonna lie.

by Grusstyman February 14, 2024

Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024

Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside

person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park

by UbearAq March 12, 2024

crazy over

Upset

I’m really crazy over you

by thibastos July 8, 2024

Crazy Shit

No I KNOW you saw it. I know.

Hym "I know you saw the crazy shit... And if you saw the CRAZY shit... You ALSO saw the BRILLIANT shit... So, you know... BEHOLD! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024