East Coasting

When a man walks up to his best friend and punches his buddy hard enough to cause him to fall on his back and be in a dazed state (but not unconscious). While he is dazed you proceed to strip his pants and hand-jerk him off.

So the other day I was east coasting Travis, totally caught him by surprise.

by Jeremy the Jew September 25, 2008

constantinople

old name of old byzantium captial which has been ruled by Turks for 554 years now. It's officially and rightfully named as Istanbul.

Jack: Yo Ali, greeks say constantinople is theirs.

Ali: First, it is not constantinople it is Istanbul. Second, them pussies should have fought harder...

by funkistan December 27, 2007

constrenated

It means that you are confused and frustrated at the same time.

Im so constrenated over this homework.

by the master of muppets October 8, 2009

Constinkment

A slang name for Cantonment, FL, a small town just outside of Pensacola, known for its smelly paper mill.

"Yeah man, I'm driving through Constinkment right now, I should be there in about 30."

by .hammie. December 7, 2009

Consticipation

The act of waiting for your poop to click into place when you're constipated, usually accompanied by severe stomach pain.

Ed sat on his toilet in consticipation, his stomach aching for sweet release.

by Bearklaw February 22, 2010

constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010