cliterati burger

the random mumblings of a crazy person, trying to insult his roommate.

def: a person who falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night, who likes frisbee, and is one big hunk-o-man meat.

Connor, you are such a cliterati burger!!!

by Thedodger927 December 12, 2004

clit spit

This occurs while a male is performing oral sex on a female and pulls out to put a lip full of chewing tobacco in his mouth. The object is to then spread the chew in the female vagina which would then resemble a lip full of snuff.

Jeff's sister yelled at me for spitting on the carpet so i gave her a clit spit!

by Joseph Waters July 7, 2009

Clit Sore

When a fat slut gets her clit munched on by two panty elves at the same time while she bathes in cum butter.

"Yo, did you Sally last night at the party?"

"I did man, she scared the fuck out me with that clit sore she had!"

by Froma July 25, 2011

clitzkreig

A reverse gang bang of three or more women and one male.

I learned what a clitzkreig was when I found John's internet search history.

by Tommy Two Stroke October 7, 2017

Clitdiver

Name for a homosexual female.

Your girlfriend is such a clitdiver.

by Falling Darkness January 17, 2009

clitbag

One generly of the female species being a dickhead.

"man riley is such a clitbag

by slimer james April 26, 2009