clang 

The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.

"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"

clang by Stephen Welsh April 19, 2006

wiener cleaner 

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

wiener cleaner by the storm drains September 28, 2009

Cleaning out the lunchbox 

Slang to describe female masturbation

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away

Cleaning out the lunchbox by MSB33 December 24, 2008

reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

reverse vacuum cleaner by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

Clam Clan 

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest

She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?

Clam Clan by Scribbles NZ January 6, 2009

wang clang 

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

wang clang by stackattack January 13, 2011