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über-Christian [Uber-Christian] 

1. A fundamentalist Christian who has extreme right-wing, neo-fascist ideas and machinations.
Über-Christians held hostage the same-sex marriage debate.

Florida Christian School (FCS) 

PART 6
I will be attending an excellent college next year, which reminds me that no one from Florida Christian ever excelled and went to a prestigious college, they were always "unmentionable" colleges, when in reality most claim to go to the University of Florida, home of the gators, but they really end up going to Miami-Dade Community College.

Oh before I forget the Chapels the school holds.. They are usually time consumers and what teachers hope for every Wednesday to avoid teaching. Usually kids hold up their hands and pretend to care, so they aren't yelled at later in class, if you chewed gum or used your phone in chapel its usually a referral and the deens give you a lecture and make you apologize to whoever gave the sermon that day. The sermons were usually boring as f*** I had to have friends nudge me to keep me awake, and the whole standing up and singing for like 45 minutes.. Yeah you get the jest of it, doing that for 52 days a year, well you end up memorizing those songs in a heartbeat causing you to have insomnia and haunt you. The sermons, well they were boring.

continued in part 7...
Florida Christian School (FCS) resents books like Twilight.

christians 

A Christian is a type of revolving magnetic hold-all used for the transportation of bees in certain parts of Belgrade and all British counties beginning with S. The first Christians were made of tiny metallic hooks which were mined by zebras and stitched together by drunken daleks in a big wobbly igloo on the moon. Christians have a relative density of three-and-a-bit and the atomic number twelvety.
Those triangular things behind you, with the handles and the wheels are Christians.
christians by Snookyplops July 11, 2007
An unexplainable inability to use spell check.
Though we explained several times to Charles how to use spell check, it seems that he is Chirstian.
Chirstian by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at April 4, 2015

fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...
Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.
fake Christian by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006
Ex. 1

Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."

Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"

Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."

Ex. 2

Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."

Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"

Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."

Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
Christian by JayDubya. May 24, 2008