A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011
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filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!
filled with extremely fake,self absorbed,dumbass bitches who think they are the shit when in reality they are just stupid fakes who need to get over themselves.they all think they are so cool by saying hella and using like after every other word..def not cool, just extremely stupid.seriously get out of your little bubble and realize that california is not the only place in the world..there are much better places than cali freakin fornia.East Coast all the way!
(dumb californian girl 1)Like omg lets go shopping for some new juicy couture jackets and bags!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!
(dumb californian girl 2)Okayy!that sounds hella fun!
(dumb californian girl 1)wait hold on!!!
(dumb californian girl 2)why?
(dumb californian girl 1)I just broke my nail and some of my tan is coming off on my clothes!
(dumb californian girl 2)Oh i like hate when that happens!ok we will like just do hella shopping tomorrow then!duhh!
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Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
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Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
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state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
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