canoe jousting

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

by Andrew Jerabek September 26, 2006

CanoeShoe

A girl that is very large, or extremely manly. She mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyke. The girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. Therefore turning the girl into a "Dykish Lesbian" simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. And will only provide "More Cushion for tha Pushin" for another Dykish lesbian. The term origionates from a Canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.

Use extreme caution when entering a "CanoeShoe's" field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.

2. Yea man, I cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that CanoeShoe. She had to weigh a Shit-Ton.

by Sense3 August 15, 2006

Cannon

A sweet guy who has a ton of friends and is super cute!!

Cannon is so cute all the girls at millsap said

by fgdksl; October 24, 2019

pigeon cannon

A cannon specially made to shoot
live pigeons at your enemy. Or friends.

John shot me with a pigeon cannon.
"i don't know it's not a real item"

by Sarah....summin' May 13, 2005

Girbil Cannon

The firing of the girbil out of ones anus, upon completion of a felching session caused by the explosion of a colo-gas pocket

The girbil hit me the face like a girbil cannon when i used the lighter to see if the little guy would come out.

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

Churro Cannon

Inserting churros into your parter's asshole in an attempt to have them propell them from their ass while you try to catch them with your mouth.

I couldn't catch any churros from Wendy's Churro Cannon.

by MajiShine December 25, 2009

Douche Canoe

A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.

Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!

by BringerofMail December 13, 2010