The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.
She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!
by The Lunatiques November 19, 2010
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When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.
Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.
by Juls309 March 18, 2015
Get the Jew Breakfast mug.The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the international break up day mug.Phrase used to describe the action of seperating a large fecal discharge into two or more peices to faciliate flushing.
"Man, my turd felt like it an 18 inch rope--I decided to shake and break that monster so I didn't clog the bowl."
by Da Man 2010 April 5, 2010
Get the Shake and Break mug.A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
by Hohn May 1, 2010
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